Monday, October 6, 2014

Practicing Medicine without a License / Sick Puppy Cares for Sick Puppies / Man Poisons Girlfriend

Sick puppy cares for sick puppies

Meet Cedrik Merlot: Born in France, where he served in the military and graduated from college with a bachelor’s' degree in biology before emigrating to the US, initially settled in New Jersey, where he worked as a rescue diver paramedic and as a first responder for the New Jersey Office of Emergency Management and who now resides in Manatee County, Florida where, when he is not working as a veterinary technician, apparently he likes to drink, argue and intravenously inject animals meds into his passed-out girlfriend.

He is now charged with felony "practicing medicine without a license". Apparently no one told 'ole Cedrik that A) dog meds are for dogs and not humans (no matter what one's significant other may look like), B) booze and needles do not mix well, and C) paramedic work should be reserved for the licensed paramedics, especially for the ones who are not apparently intoxicated.

If he has no criminal record then Cedrik may be eligible for some form of diversion. (Diversion is a program which is designed to make some first time offenders think twice about future criminality by way of making them jump through a series of proverbial hoops during a period of supervision, successful completion of which results in a dismissal of the pending charges.) If so, then upon successful completion I suggest deportation... to France or New Jersey. Either will do nicely.

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