Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Jail Nurse is Arrested for Sexual Misconduct and Escape after Aiding Inmate to Leave Jail so that they could have Sex ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 38 y/o Katherine Heckman, a nurse / paramedic with Chester County EMS who also worked as a contract employee at the Chester County Detention Center, which is about an hour north of Columbia, SC.  That's her mugshot below...




Why does Katherine have a mugshot?  Well that's because she was arrested for aiding escape and sexual misconduct after authorities discovered that she allegedly helped an inmate (33 y/o Sean Lyles, who is pictured below and who was reportedly serving time for multiple burglary charges) escape from jail several times so they could have sex. 




The Chester County Sheriff's Office reported that they had received an email tipping them off to an incident between the two which led them to launch an investigation finding that the nurse had helped the burglar escape from the Chester County Detention Center on at least six (6) separate occasions in October and November, 2017, all upon information and belief so that they could go somewhere to have sex.




Although the Sheriff believes that the nurse would pick the inmate up from the jail and then take him somewhere for sex they reportedly do now know how the couple were able to make this happen.



Apart from facing prison time herself, Katherine Heckman will no longer be working at the detention center and she has reportedly been placed on administrative leave without pay by Chester County EMS; meanwhile Sean Lyles has picked up two (2) new counts of escape and attempted escape.




Memo to Sean Lyles:  Only you can say whether or not the sex was worth facing an additional 1 - 15 years per escape count.  




Memo to Katherine Heckman:  I get Sean's motivation but I am at a loss for yours.  Okay, maybe you wanted the rush / thrill from banging an inmate but couldn't you find a way to do that inside of the prison (at least then you'd be facing misdemeanor instead of felony charges)?  Was it true love?  Whatever the case I suspect that you did not honestly ask and answer the most important question of your life...




Memo to the Folks:  Katherine and Sean have proven that prison sex isn't always what you've been led to believe...





When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

ESCAPE FAIL! Intoxicated TX Man Flees Cops, Drives SUV into a Lake, Swims into Arrest for DUI, F&E and Drug Posssession ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1





Meet 40 y/o Daniel Basham of Arlington, Texas.   That's his mug shot below...




Danny-boy way arrested on Friday, November 10, 2017 for DUI, Fleeing and Eluding Police and Drug Possession after he led cops on an ill-fated and short-lived chase.




None of this is speculation, and Danny won't have much of a defense... all the Judge or jury (or you) need to do is to watch the 1 and a half minute dash cam video (which you can see by clicking here).  




According to Arlington police the chase began after a person approached an officer and advised that a drunk driver might have run into their car twice.  After providing a description of the vehicle cops searched and spotted it quickly, and just as quickly Danny-Boy bolted.




Police dash cam video shows Daniel backing out of a driveway, whipping through a residential neighborhood, proceeding down a winding road and ending up on a straightaway which led toward a lake. 




Given 2 choices - either A) stopping (and being nabbed) or B) proceeding straight into the lake (and presumably hoping to avoid arrest) - Daniel opted for choice B...




Once in the lake Daniel exited through his car's window and first attempted to swim to the other side of the lake, however he was quickly apprehended by police officers at the dock.




Although I can't find anything to suggest ether what his BAC was or what drugs he is suspected of being under the influence of, police reportedly ultimately recovered some sort of a controlled substance from inside of his vehicle.  




Memo to Daniel Basham and the Folks:




Memo to Daniel Basham and the Folks continued:  When it comes to the subject of drinking and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is:  "Don't do it!  Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI".




Be smart{er than Joseph Maine}: Don't drink and drive, but, if you do, just say "NO{thing}", don't blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220 or 1-888-SHARK-8-1.



Michael A. Haber, P.A.: Providing creative, effective and zealous criminal defense litigation services primarily in SoFlo since 1991.



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Monday, November 20, 2017

UPS Delivery Man hears "Help Me" from house, Reports it to Police & responding Deputies find a lonely Parrot ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet Diego the parrot.  That's him below...





And here's Diego with Susan Baird, his human...




Finally here's Diego with Clackamas County, Oregon Sheriff' Deputy Sheriff Hayden Sanders...




Why the pictures and why is this newsworthy?




Because on Monday evening, November 6th, 2017 as UPS driver Lee Purdy was out making deliveries he heard a voice from a home saying "help me".  Apparently it wasn't life threatening but still, per Lee "it stuck with me" so when he got to his home, close to 11 pm, he called the non-emergency police line to report the incident.  


Deputy Sanders was dispatched and responded to the home to find Diego, who is apparently both fond of, and quite adept at, screeching "help me".  Per Susan Baird, when she leaves his sight Diego has taken to operant conditioning by screaming out the words "help me" in an effort to convince Susan to come back to him.

Per UPS driver Purdy: “I was a little concerned at first that maybe somebody was, maybe an older person had fallen and couldn't get up, you know, was yelling for help and maybe the bird heard and started copying that” but he went on to say that his worry was quelled when the Sheriff's office called him back to tell him no one was hurt and that it was actually a parrot yelling “help me.”  Afterward the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office took to Facebook to advise the community that ".... Diego the parrot was uninjured and in no need of police assistance."




Since 1991 Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been creatively, effectively and zealously representing clients, both juvenile and adult, in both State and Federal Courts, in criminal cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.


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Friday, November 17, 2017

19 y/o Flees Scene of Armed Robbery, Arrested at Hospital after Gun in Waistband of Saggy Baggy Pants Discharges Shooting his Penis ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 19 y/o Terrion Pouncy, would-be gangsta of Chicago.  That's him in a Facebook pic below...




This guy is not gonna get a MENSA membership invite anytime soon but he is a clear contender for...




On Tuesday, October 31st, 2017, this genius, donning his saggy, baggy pants with his boxers showing, went to Maxwell Street Express Hot Dog Stand in Chicago's South Side, with a loaded .38 and the intent to leave with cash, not Vienna Beef Chili Dogs...




Terrion pulled his gun and demanded cash from two employees at the hot dog stand, one of which had been holding a bucket filled with grease which spilled as they were handing over their wallets, causing the cash to go flying.  





Under pressure Terrion went for the cash, but to do so he needed both hands, so he tucked his .38 inside of his waistband, grabbed what he could and promptly fled (** the pic below is NOT Terrion... it is a demonstrative tool intended to show how freaking stupid it is to shove a firearm into the waistband when your pants are not snug around your waist...  now take that image and multiply it by a factor of 10, because it is infinitely dumber to do so in the heat of the moment of an armed robbery gone awry...).




While fleeing from Maxwell Street Express Terrion's gun discharged and shot him in the penis.




Terrion made it a few blocks before he was forced to call 911 and advise that he had been shot (it is unknown whether he reported how or why...).




Police responded to, and arrested Terrian at, the hospital.  Why?  Because at the hospital they recovered:  1) the wallets that he stole from the Maxwell Street Express employees; 2) the .38 caliber gun that had caused the injury; and 3) the bloody boxer shorts / underwear that he was wearing which reportedly (I can't find the surveillance footage - believe me I looked) matched those that the armed gunman was donning during the robbery (reason # 147 why dressing like this is a bad idea...).




Apart from blowing his own dick off and facing two counts of armed robbery, 19 y/o Terrian has also been introduced to the "Law of Karma" (a man who commits an armed robbery of a hot dog stand shoots himself in the hot dog while fleeing the scene of the robbery... if that's not Karma then I don't know what is)...




Memo to the Folks:   This is a FAIL! on many levels.  Committing an armed robbery is never a good idea; but if you are going to commit a crime you should probably put in a little effort in planning, considering such things as how to minimize your odds at being identified and knowing whether or not the location has surveillance video cameras.  Most importantly, in all seriousness and regardless of the intended used, no mater who you are or how much training you may have, never ever take gun safety lightly.  Even pros sometimes do dumb things with guns...




Memo to the Folks continued:   This may not be politically correct but I don't really care (my blog my opinion):  Wearing saggy baggy pants is stupid, but shoving a gun, much less a loaded and cocked firearm, into them is galactically stupid.   Guys who do this need to get 2 things:  1) a freaking belt and 2)...




Memo to Terrion Pouncy:  Congratulations.  You have successfully destroyed your life.  You shot your own dick (how badly I don't know but does it really matter... you'll never be the same) and at age 19 you are probably going to prison for life.  As Lorenzo Anello (Robert De Niro in A Bronx Tale) would say, and I agree, "the saddest thing in life is wasted talent", and you are a classic case of "wasted talent".




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "Its all about reasonable doubt"!


Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!


Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1






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