Friday, October 20, 2017

Man with "I'm a pornstar and I f*ck teen sl*ts" Tattooed on his Forehead is ID'd in Sex Assault Police Line-Up ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Eyewitness misidentification is a common occurrence.  Believe it or not it happens all the time.   There is a ton of research on the subject. Sometimes the failure has to do with the person making the ID and other times it has to do with unfair procedures that are employed by law enforcement, but other times identification is a no-brainer.


That said, meet 37 y/o Christopher Wilson of Cincinnati.  That's his mugshot, and it displays his, er, message, right there in plain English dead centered on his forehead...


"I'm a pornstar and I f*ck teen sl*ts"...


Fast forward to Saturday, October 14, 2017 (apparently well after 'ole Chris had decided to tell the world who he is and what he likes to do) and our hero was was positively identified from a police lineup after a woman had reported that she was punched, kicked, forced to the ground and then had her genitals groped some 17 months earlier. 


No doubt due to his tattoo the unidentified woman apparently had no trouble recognizing Chris as the man who had assaulted her nearly a year and a half earlier (reportedly in May, 2016).  


Chris was quickly arrested for sexual imposition and assault (under Ohio law "sexual imposition" occurs where a person's "thigh, genitals, buttocks, pubic region, or (female) breast" are touched without their consent).



Memo to Christopher Wilson:  Given your tattoo I don't think that anyone is going to buy a claim of either mistake or self-defense...






Memo to the Folks:  Tattoos are chic and vogue and artistic and a form of self-expression, but, as Chris here has proven, they can also serve to make your subsequent identification quite easy.   





Memo to the Folks continued:  When it comes to getting a tattoo wanting to be unique is perfectly understandable, but you also need to be smart about your art.  To the best of my knowledge and belief tattoo parlors do not document and report their art to police, but whenever your art is viewed by someone else, or when it is posted on social media, or if you are field interrogated or arrested (in which case cops will fully document your ink) then there will be a record of your creative individuality and, just like your verbal statements, your ink can and will be used against you.  (Don't believe me?  Just ask this guy.)






Memo to Christopher Wilson continued:  Congrats.  You are now one of...




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Epic Parenting FAIL! In a failed attempt at Discipline a 325 lb Aunt Sits on, Suffocates and Kills a 9 y/o Girl ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1



Meet 64 y/o Veronica Green Posey of Pensacola, Escambia County, Florida.  That's her mug shot below...


Veronica was arrested and charged with child abuse and homicide for her role in the death of her niece, 9 y/o Dericka Lindsay, while other family members (who reportedly are the girls parents), 69 y/o Grace Joan Smith (left) and 62 y/o James Edmund Smith were each charged with child neglect for failing to act on the abuse (Grace also picked up a child abuse charge).


So....

Well, on Saturday, October 14, 2017, mom (Grace) called aunt (Veronica), to discipline the girl.  Aunt V reportedly first struck Dericka with a ruler and then with a metal pipe, prompting the girl to run to an armchair, where Aunt V admittedly sat on the small girl "for being out of control."


After nearly 10 minutes Dericka reportedly told the adults that she couldn't breathe but Aunt Veronica continued to sit on the child for another 2 minutes anyhow.  After about 12 minutes, when Veronica finally stood up, the girl was lifeless.  A failed attempt at CPR resulted in a call to 911, paramedics responded to a cardiac arrest call at 1.35 pm, they found the young girl unresponsive, Dericka was transported to Baptist Hospital and she was pronounced dead a short time later.


Apparently this family has had history with the child welfare system.  Mike Carroll, Secretary of the Florida Department of Children and Families, reportedly emailed a statement emailed to the Pensacola News Journal stating that:  "Dericka's death is appalling and DCF will continue coordinating with the Escambia County Sheriff's Office to hold anyone responsible for her death accountable.  As the family has a prior interaction with the child welfare system, a thorough quality assurance review will be conducted to review all prior interactions this family has had with the child welfare system."


Aunt V is out of custody, having posted a $125,000 bond, while mom, ($75,000 bond) and dad ($50,000 bond) are reportedly still inside the Escambia County jail.  



For 25+ years years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  


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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Parenting FAIL! Mother leaves her 4 kids (age 6 - 12) Home Alone while she embarks on an 11 day Trip to Germany ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1



Meet 30 y/o Erin Lee Macke of Johnstown, Iowa.  That's her below, in an Instagram picture that she posted on September 20th, 2017 ("Day 1" of her 11 day trip to Germany) of herself smiling and throwing her hands up in front of the Danube River in Bavaria...


And her she is at some point that same day posing with a girl friend (who presumably has a baby in some sort of a Bjorn) standing just outside of the Walhalla Memorial in Bavaria...


And here's one last Instagram pic of Erin's bratwurst meal during her "Day 1" in Germany...


So what's the problem?  What's wrong with these pics?  Welllll, how's about the fact that Erin left her four (4) children - aged 6, 7, 12 and 12 - at home ALONE in Iowa while she embarked on her eleven (11) day excursion.  Yup, having learned (from sources unknown) that she had left her children at home alone while she traveled to Germany without arranging for anyone to take care of them, Johnston, Iowa Police responded to Erin's home on September 21 to conduct a welfare check and, sure enough, what they found was Erin's four (4) young children with no adult in sight. 


When the police learned that Erin didn't plan to return until October 1, 2017 they managed to contact her in Germany and demand that she return to the U.S. immediately, which she did (albeit upon information and belief not until September 28, 2017, one full week after she left).


Upon her return Erin was taken into custody (that's her booking photo below) on four (4) counts of Child Endangerment and one (1) count of making a firearm available to a child.  All of Erin's kids have been placed with extended family members. 


Memo to Erin:  I'll make this short.  You are both a selfish b*tch and a cr*ppy mother.  I am willing to bet that in your case the Iowa Dept. of Human Services (we call this "DCF" in FL) will adopt the position that:



Memo to Erin continued:  Meantime I will adopt the position that you are the front runner for the cover shoot on...


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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

A Daycare Teacher who was Arrested for Drinking on the Job Drives to and Shows-Up at her Sentencing Hearing Drunk ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 43 y/o Angela Hircock.  That's her below...




Up until March 23, 2017 Angela was a  preschool teacher employed by "Lil Scholars Too Day Care Center" in Des Moines, Iowa.




On March 23, 2017 Angela's coworkers called police because they believed that Angela was intoxicated at work.  Responding officers reported that Angela had bloodshot eyes, was unable to stand on her own and that her water bottle smelled strongly of alcohol.  Long story short, Angela admitted that she had been secreting booze in her water bottle, that she had been drinking all day, she submitted to a breath test which showed that her BAC was nearly .370 (5 times the legal limit) and she was summarily arrested on a charge of child endangerment.




In July, 2017 Angela (who, upon information and belief is not Irish) entered a guilty plea in court, was convicted of child endangerment and was ordered to appear for sentencing on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, which she did, drunk...




On 08/31/17 Angela reportedly had a BAC of .178 (more than double the legal limit) when she appeared for sentencing, and, making matters worse for herself (if she possibly could) when the Judge found out that Angela had driven herself to the courthouse she was immediately taken into custody pending (what is sure to be a perfunctory) substance abuse evaluation.




Memo to the Folks:  The take-away here is two-fold.  1)  Booze (and dope and surely a combo) can, and often times does, lead to very bad decision making.




Memo to the Folks continued:  2)  Many crimes are forgivable - that is to say that where either no actual harm occurs or where ensuing harm is reparable, then a heartfelt mea culpa goes a long way.  




Memo to the Folks (2) continued:  However, showing up for court drunk (much less driving drunk to court) for your sentencing hearing for being drunk when you were supposed to be caring for children is not a cry for help; rather it is a plain, demonstrable and fundamental disrespect for the law (a/k/a "poking the bear), and it is sure to A) piss off your Judge and B) net you a significantly worse end game.




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "Its all about reasonable doubt"!


Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!


Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1






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