Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Impaired Scottsdale, AZ Woman Flashes Boobs & Gives Blow Job to Teen at Bar Mitzvah ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 32 y/o Lindsey Radomski.  That's her mug shot below.




Lindsey was arrested in Scottsdale, AZ on Tuesday, March 24th, 2015 for some highly inappropriate behavior at a Bar Mitzvah (which, in the Jewish religion, marks the ascension to (wo)manhood at age 13) on Saturday, March 21st, 2015 evening and Sunday, March 22nd, 2015 morning.




Lindsey was arrested for indecent exposure (breasts) and performing a sex act (oral) on a teenager the morning after party.  Several witnesses attested to Lindsey's repeated flashing of her new boobage (apparently she had been proudly displaying her recent augmentation to anyone who would look, which, was no problem at all amid a group of newly teenage / religious adults... especially the males), and Lindsey herself admitted as much to cops, but she claimed to have no recollection of performing fellatio on one of the way-too-young party-goers, as she was allegedly "too drunk to remember".




Still, other of the 80-100 attendees at the Scottsdale home did remember.  As many as five (5) adults were flashed, several of which admonished Lindsey to keep her shirt on, but she persisted, heading out to the pool deck where she proceeded to make a group of teenagers very happy.  Adults took Lindsey inside of the home to a bedroom and told her to "sleep it off".  




The next morning, after most everyone was gone or asleep, Lindsey reportedly had seven (7) 11-15 year old boys in her room, looking at and touching her breasts.  Al but one lone, brave and curious 15 y/o left the room, and he was rewarded with oral sex for his loyalty. 




Not withstanding his happy ending, the following day (Monday, March 23rd, 2015) the 15 y/o boy told his parents what had happened and they in turn called the Popo.  The following day, on Tuesday, March 24th, 2015 Lindsey was arrested and booking into the Maricopa County Jail on two (2) counts of felony sexual conduct with a minor, seven (7) felony counts of sexual abuse, twelve (12) felony counts of felony indecent exposure and two (2) counts of misdemeanor exposure.  Memo to Lindsey: You might consider giving up booze (and Ecstacy).... You obviously can't handle it....




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Monday, March 30, 2015

St. Thomas University Law Student is Arrested at Ultra for Sale of MDMA ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 24 y/o Hector Acosta, a St. Thomas University Law Student (for the moment).  That's his booking photo below...




Hector, like many others attended the 2015 Ultra Music Festival in the 305 this past weekend.




And, like many others, Hector is alleged to have been involved with MDMA (a/k/a Ecstasy or Molly).




According to the cops Hector was caught selling MDMA during Ultra (which is a 2nd degree felony in Florida), and his problems were compounded by his allegedly having attacked a security guard, earning him an additional charge of battery, and he somehow managed to gain a trespass count as well (both of which are misdemeanors).  Hector is fortunate that he didn't also get charged with panhandling (sales without a permit).




Assuming that he is both permitted to continue his legal education at St. Thomas U (the Honor Code may or may not cause him additional administrative issues) and that he graduates, Hector may not be as fortunate when it comes to the "passing" the "character and fitness" portion of the Florida Bar application process.



Hector must first defend his pending criminal case, and he must also abide by his court ordered pre-trial house arrest (which permits him to leave home only to go to court and school). Assuming that he neither gets bounced out of law school nor becomes a "guest of the State", if he manages to graduate law school and pass the written portions of the Bar exam then Hector must still demonstrate that he has "proof of good moral character" (i.e. "pass" the "character and fitness" portion of the Florida Bar application process).  A link to the Florida Board of Bar Examiners Application process FAQ can be found here and I strongly suggest that Hector read it, carefully.  While felony arrests do not per se preclude admission to the Florida Bar they sure as heck will significantly complicate the process, guaranteed (even in the best case scenario) to cost Hector a great deal of time, money and aggravation.  Memo to Hector:



When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Tampa Mother Wakes in Middle of the Night to find Burglar in Bed with her 10 y/o Son ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Props to the Tampa Police Department for Nabbing 25 y/o Ernest Reed Johnson (mug shot below), an apparently deranged burglar / potential child molester.



At approximately 4:00 am on Sunday, March 29th, 2015, Tampa Police were dispatched to a residence reference a burglary call.  When they arrived a horrified mother old them that she had awoken and found an unknown black male intruder lying naked in her 10-year-old son's bed. 



When he was spotted Johnson allegedly jumped out of the same window that he had broken in through, managing to escape and remaining on the run for just over four (4) hours.  With the assistance of K-9 Officers Johnson was tracked, found nearby, detained and arrested for lewd and lascivious molestation, burglary of an occupied dwelling and possession of burglary tools (in FL he's looking at fifty (50) years on those booking charges).




I don't know how the cops managed to get this sick bastard into custody (more accurately, I don't figure how it is that Johnson managed to NOT get away after four (4) hours lapsed and escape detection); I'm just glad that they did (he didn't).  I have a 10 y/o son.... and a shotgun, a 9mm and a collapsible asp and if Johnson had broken into my home and been caught near my son, well let's just say that this 5'7", 175 lb, white male would be looking, seeming, acting all Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames, 6', 230 lb, black male) and going medieval on his ass...



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NY Teens get Jaywalking Tickets in Hospital ER after being Struck in Street & Suffering Injuries ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 16 y/o Beanca Moise (pictured below)....



and her friend, also 16 y.o Jo-Anna Thiboutot (pictured below)...



both of whom were rushed to Kings County Hospital Center on March 14th, 2015, suffering multiple fractures and bruises after being struck by a car as they attempted to cross the street mid-block in a section of Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn.  While the two (2) teens were in the emergency room being treated New York cops appeared and gave them each tickets for Jaywalking (i.e. for illegally or recklessly crossing the street without regard for approaching traffic) and I, for one, applaud the cops for doing so.



According to the New York Post Beanca said that she thought that the cops who were standing near her hospital bed, as doctors swarmed around her, were there to see if she was okay, but when realized that they were there to give her and Jo-Anna tickets for jaywalking she was no longer relieved.  Beanca told the Post:  "It was very insulting.  I got hit by a car, and they came to the hospital not even checking if I was okay, and just gave us the ticket."  Memo to Beanca: Yes, they did, and yes, you recklessly caused your own injuries and earned your citation.

  

 NY Police told the Post that they were simply following Mayor Bill de Blasio's "Vision Zero" orders, an effort to end traffic deaths and injuries by cracking down on reckless drivers and pedestrians.  Cops told the teens' parents that the tickets were mandatory given the mayor's "zero tolerance jaywalking policy".  Both the accident reports and the girls' summonses blame the teens for running into traffic because the girls were attempting to cross the street mid-block, and the driver who hit the teens, Edwin Lawrence, did not receive a citation because a witness reportedly told police that the driver had the right of way.  



Memo to the Folks:   I know that Jaywalking is one of those PITA (pain in the ass), silly and penny-ante crimes.  In fact I had my own experience which I will share with you.  Many years ago, in Orlando, FL,  I was walking across Church Street with a group of friends headed to the haunted house ("Terror on Church Street").  It was a weekend night, between 11 and midnight, traffic was thick (bumper to bumper and not at all moving) as we, myself in the lead, crossed the roadway in between idling cars.  I heard the whistling for a few seconds, growing louder, but paid it no mind as I had done nothing wrong and sensed nothing dangerous or afoul, but the whistling was both persistent and increasing in proximity.  Before long I was spun around by a uniformed Orlando PO who had fire in his eyes.  He demanded to know what my problem was and I was utterly dumbfounded, honestly having no clue what he was thinking.  Yeah, I had a few adult beverages in me but I was far from being intoxicated, I was not carrying an open container, I had not made any noise or caused any ruckus and I was truly clueless.  When he told me that I had jaywalked I laughed.  I actually laughed.  Yes, a bad move but it was also a completely involuntary and autonomic  response.  I told the officer that I was sorry for laughing but that I was from Miami and the idea of jaywalking had never crossed my mind.  I explained that traffic was at a stand still and that I meant no offense.  To this day I believe that but for the ensuing extremely calculated few moments of sincere apology, regret and repeated affirmations of my undying respect for both the law and the officer's job I would have been carted off to Mickey Mouse Jail by a Mickey Mouse cop on a Mickey Mouse charge; but then again, no one was hit and injured, and therein lies the purpose of the law.   As a lawyer I have had to defend innocent drivers who were charged for striking pedestrians who recklessly caused their own injuries by walking out in front of cars, beyond crosswalks and against signals.  Sometimes drivers fail to pay attention, other times the pedestrian is at fault.  Either way such injuries are almost all avoidable by simply waiting for the light to change and using the crosswalk.  Memo tot he Folks:  Slow down. Don't be in such a hurry.  And don't bellyache when it is your own recklessness which precipitates your injuries.



For more than 23 years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  


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There's Someone for Everyone: Dwarf Bodybuilder Finds Love with 6'3'-tall Transgender FL Woman ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet Anton Kraft.   That's him below...



Anton is a Dwarf, standing 4'4", but he is also both a bodybuilder and the only man in the world known to have lifted four (4) times his own body weight.  Anton is therefore, pound-for-pound, the strongest man in the world (he has been recorded lifting 504 pounds).



In the interim, with women, the Florida resident is no less ambitious, reportedly only dating women who are more than a foot taller than he is. 



For the past six months Anton has been dating 6'3' transgender China Bell (pictured below).



China, aged 43, was born male and has since transitioned to female.  When asked China admitted that she was unsure when Anton first asked her out but that she was quickly bowled over by his weightlifting skills.  Said China:  "I think Anton's weightlifting is so sexy because I think he's sexy - when you hold a world heavyweight title, that means a lot,...  I've never dated a 4'4" guy and I was just so curious. I'm glad I gave him a chance because he's an amazing person.  I'm different and he's different, and where we're from, different is good."



Says Anton:  "Overall, I am one of the five strongest guys in the world, regardless of height and weight.  And I am the only guy in the world who has ever benched four-times his body weight." His driving force, he says, is his girlfriend.  "We used to walk against the current, but the current has changed.  Florida is one the states that have same-sex marriage - and both of us are basically the same sex.  I enjoy dating a transgender woman because she was born a male and is doing the utmost to become as feminine as possible.  I find that most women born as women do not spend as much time on their appearance.  Right now I feel like I'm the luckiest man on the planet - we are all happy and good and I have never felt better than I do now - and that would be thanks to China."



Memo to Anton & China:  Props, kudos & best wishes.  

 Memo to the Folks:  1)  There is someone for everyone, 2) Don't Judge, 3) You should only be so lucky as to be as seemingly happy and carefree as this unlikely pair.



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