Monday, November 10, 2014

Spry 81 y/o Haza Steals Thousands of Sunburst Tangerines & is Caught by Random Police Fly-by / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Meet 81 y/o Herman Southall.  Yes, that's him below:

Apparently 'ole Herman is a spry 81.  He's spry because he managed to pick literally thousands upon thousands of sunburst tangerines from a central Florida grove, load them into 11 trucks and then sell the bounty to a local market.

Herman may have gotten away with this incredible feat but for the fact that he was, apart from spry, also greedy.  I suppose 'ole Herm never heard the adage that "pigs get slaughtered" because the following day he went back to pick and steal more tangerines, but this time he was observed by aerial cops who happened to be flying over the grove in question, prompting calls, and questions and Herman's arrest.

Memo to Herman:  Pigs get slaughtered (or, as Frank Lopez famously said: Don't be "a real Haza"

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