18 y/o Gabriel Taylor Smith and his unnamed 17 y/o Juvenile accomplice, both of Severn, MD (yes, that's Gabriel, who is most definitely not an Angel, below)...
Gabriel, douche that he is, stealthily snuck up the sidewalk positioning his douchebag self behind a pair of 12 and 13 y/o girls who were walking along toting their wagon full of Girl Scout cookies, snatched the wagon from them and then headed off toward his get-away vehicle (which was manned by his unnamed albeit equally douchy 17 y/o juvenile co-Defendant).
Unfortunately for Gabriel 4 things converged against him: 1) The Girl Scouts screamed and pursued him, yelling like banshees; 2) One of the Girl Scouts was so tenacious and unafraid that she grabbed a hold and won the tug of war, reacquiring her wagon and its contents; 3) By standers' attention was caught, good samaritans has sense enough to piece together what was happening and gave chase; and 4) The cops did their job, nabbing and arresting the would be robbers.
Memo to Gabriel (and his juvenile accomplice): You are a complete and utter douche bag. Not only are you a degenerate loser for robbing 12 & 13 y/o Girl Scouts (which, incidentally, I am pretty sure qualifies you for a special little pot in Hell) but you got bested by one of those little girls.
Here's a free tip from me to you: If anyone asks what you are doing in jail, LIE. Lie through your ass. Tell them that you robbed a 7-11 or that you jacked a Marine.... anything but the truth. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, here's your award... douche...
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