Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Man in Middle of Divorce Declares War by Sinking Wife's Corvette in River - And man 'o man is he ever is in for a world of hurt. / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

An unnamed Philadelphia man (probably for his own protection) who is mid-stream in a "nasty divorce" went to his soon-to-be-ex-wife's home, took possession of their jointly owned Little Red Corvette and proceeded to sink it in the Delaware River.

This may be considered an extreme act, but, as many folks know it is not unprecedented.  Divorces can, and do, prompt folks to become absolutely cra cra:

However, more often times than not, it is fairer sex which goes berserk. While there may be a scientific explanation for this phenomenon

It is indisputable that the male, oftentimes quite legitimately, prompts the batty female response.

But still, the lesson to be learned are A) that a man should: 

and B) that a man should:

This poor unnamed bastard must have a 

And, after he is caught and prosecuted for reckless endangerment (for causing the cops to risk injury and life in retrieving the car from the dark, cold, perilous river)  and likely some sort of criminal environmental offense - note that the man won't be charged with theft or destruction of property as the vehicle was jointly owned - he might consider 

The 'Vette may be totaled but, in the end, when the dust settles and the divorce is over, it usually winds up looking something like this:

I would be happy to represent this knucklehead in his criminal case, but I stay far far far away from dissolution actions.

For more than 23 years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  

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