Bacon Addiction Defense Imminent for Arrested PA Man who Trespassed After Warning by Cuddling up Drunk and Naked with Suidae in Pig Barn
Meet 64 y/o Larry William Henry. That's him below....
Larry loves pigs (apparently a little too much).
Back in March, 2011 Larry was banned from a Millersville, PA hog barn where he had been caught trespassing. While the details of that initial incident are presently unknown the trespass warning was still in place on June 26, 2015 when cops were summoned and Larry was discovered inside of the same barn, "drunk, naked and with several market weight hogs". (No... that's not Larry below... that's a product of Google images after searching "naked with hogs"... which produced a variety of, er, interesting images...)
In response to police questioning as to why he violated his 2011 "No Trespass Order" Larry reportedly replied that "I just like pigs". He also reportedly stated that he had drank a six pack of "Hamm's [ironically of all varieties of] beer" while in the company of his suidae friends.
For his latest tryst Larry is presently charged with Indecent Exposure, Criminal Trespass, "Defiant Trespass" and Public Drunkenness.
Generally preferring the company of cats to humans on some level I can sympathize with Larry, but on others not so much. Memo to Larry: "No Trespass" means do not return to the premises without permission to do so. I get that you, er, dig pigs, but you need to find a more socially acceptable means to sate your urges. Your acts in this instance are not gonna cut the bacon, er the mustard....
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