Sunday, July 5, 2015

Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1





Meet 39 y/o Veronica Gordon.  Sadly, but not unpredictably, she's a Floridian.  That's her mug shot below...





At approximately 11.45 am on Friday, July 3rd, 2015, this piece of human filth (yes, Veronica Gordon is nothing more than flesh coated f'ing garbage posing as a sentient water bagwas spotted throwing four (4) small kittens out her car window while driving her black Infinity SUV down highway 87 in Navarre, Florida.





The witness said that as she observed the driver throw a kitten out of the driver-side window she made a U-turn and followed the vehicle.  She then saw a second kitten fly out of the driver's window, followed by a third through the passenger's side (which, per the witness that kitten had "grabbed on to the passenger-side door in an attempt not to fall" and made if for "several seconds" before letting go) and then a fourth which followed the third through the passenger window.






The horrified witness called 911, reported the atrocity and Santa Rosa County Sheriff Deputies had no problem locating, detaining and questioning Veronica Gordon who, per authorities, "was crying as she confessed".





Fortunately Veronica Gordon was charged with animal cruelty (a 3rd degree felony which is punishable by up to five (5) years in state prison); unfortunately she will be afforded protections by the U.S. Constitution, because this is one of those times where I'd really, really, desperately even, like to see Sharia Law imposed....





Or perhaps a little similar-styled Hammurabi Justice imposed...





 Or maybe some Marceluls Wallace Medieval punishment is in order....





One thing is for certain, anyone who could do this to seven (7) week old kittens (we know they are seven (7) weeks old because one (1) of the four (4) was recovered by the Deputies... whether or not it will survive being thrown to the highway out of a moving vehicle is unknown) is a complete and utter f'ing sociopath.





Math lesson for the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Department:  Four (4) cats thrown out of the moving vehicle =s four (4) separate and distinct felony counts of animal cruelty (not just one (1) lonely count).   Memo to the Santa Rosa County State Attorney:  Please charge this piece of sh*t with four (4) counts and then make an example out of her.  She needs to spend some QTT with the real housewives of Starke...





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