Friday, July 31, 2015

Burglary FAIL! Lake Worth Burglar Stops at Fridge, Eats himself to Sleep & is Awoken by Responding Deputies ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 22 y/o Jacob Miller.  That's his mug shot below....




Jacob is a  hapless thief.  He was found, literally passed out, on a couch by the owners of the house that he had burgled after he had pigged out on beer and chicken wings.  The Lake Worth family told police that they had came home to find chicken bones and empty beer bottles scattered about their kitchen floor, as well as a man asleep in their living room.  And this almost unbelievable story was confirmed by Palm Beach County, Florida Sheriff's Deputies who found precisely that:  22 y/o Jacob Miller still asleep on the couch of the home in quiet suburban Lake Worth, Florida. 




After taking Jacob into custody Sheriff's Deputies found numerous items of jewelry on him that belonged to the family.  They also determined that Jacob was a fugitive, as he was wanted in Texas for another burglary. 




Memo to Jacob:   Regardless of your chosen skill, trade or craft, if you want to be considered a "professional" then you must demonstrate the levels of knowledge and discipline which are expected and required for your particular field.  You, my friend, are a "failed burglar".  I strongly suggest that you invest the time to learn a new skill set while you are serving your prison term.




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "Its all about reasonable doubt"!


Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!


Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1








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