Meet 68 y/o Michael Crawford, serial beastialist (*** I do not know if "beastialist" is an actual word and I may well have just coined it, so to be clear what I mean by the term is that this freak - a "deranged Dr. Doolittle" - has been traveling around the U.S. having sex with a variety of non-human animals since as early as 1970)...
Deranged Dr. Doolittle here aroused the attention of detectives from the Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff's Office Animal Crimes Unit who became suspicious after seeing an internet ad that he had placed (seeking a "willing owner" who let him engage in perverted "sex acts with an animal" which caused the cops to launch an investigation in October, 2014 and which resulted in Crawford being...
Per Sheriff Joe's office his investigators commenced to exchange a series e-mails and phone calls with Crawford which included both graphic details of what Crawford planned to do when he arrived in Arizona and admissions that he had been traveling around the country engaging in acts of bestiality since 1970.
On Friday, July 10th, 2015 Crawford landed in AZ on a flight from PA, exactly as he said he would, on a non-refundable ticket and carrying with him five (5) shirts which he wanted his animal lover - in this case a miniature horse (one (1) of the two (2) that are pictured below in fact) - to urinate on (his stated intent was to mail the shirts back to his Pennsylvania home where he had planned to wear them for "arousal".
Crawford was met at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport undercover Deputies posing as co-conspirators who were there to take him to a trailer where he was to meet his intended playmate. A Sheriff's "Posse Volunteer" (i.e. a civilian cooperator) then showed Crawford two miniature horses and, after "choosing one" he was promptly arrested by Sheriff's Deputies (who had taken undercover video of Crawford as he viewed the miniature horses and was heard saying they "would work").
Per Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "When he [Crawford] was arrested he was shocked. He said I didn't do anything. Well, he did. Conspiracy [Crawford was booked on charges of conspiracy to commit bestiality, a felony]. I take this crime seriously. It is part of my office's fight against animal abuse. These animals are not meant to be sex toys for the perverted." Per me: Well said Sheriff Joe... well said. Memo to Michael Crawford:
Memo to Michael Crawford continued: Did you see "Pretty in Pink"? That is about to be the story of your life (well that and you likely being a sex toy for some human animals in Sheriff Joe's house). This is what you have to look forward to...
Memo to Michael Crawford continued:
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