Sunday, July 12, 2015

Smuggling FAIL! Woman is Caught at Mexico-US Border with 3 Lbs of Heroin Stuffed in her Bra and Panties ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Unfortunately I cannot show you a picture of 38 y/o Elaine Espinoza, 38, of Tucson, AZ, but I can show you a picture of her bra and a "sanitary napkin", both of which were stuffed with three (3) pounds of heroin...




CBP (Customs & Border Patrol) Officers stopped and searched Elaine on Tuesday, July 6th, 2015 at the Mexico-AZ border crossing at the Mariposa pedestrian crossing in Nogales as she tried to enter the U.S. with over three (3) pounds of heroin which was hidden all over her body, including two packages which were tucked / stuffed into her bra.




Custom officials discovered she had $39,000 worth of heroin stuffed in her underwear including a third package which was disguised in a sanitary napkin in her panties. 




CBP Officers seized the drugs and turned Espinoza over to U.S. Immigration and Customs Homeland Security Investigations.




Memo to Elaine Espinoza:  Some females stuff their bras.  See...





Or see...




But they usually do so with tissue paper and not with heroin.  Welcome to the USA, congratulations on your Epic Smuggling FAIL! and please enjoy your time in federal custody.  (BTW - Even though s/he got caught, at least the person who conjured up the scheme below was original and creative in their smuggling efforts...)




Memo to the Folks:  You have virtually no rights at border crossings so if you are carrying contraband (whether controlled substances, cash or other prohibited items) then you are subject to detention, warrantless search and seizure, arrest and federal prosecution.  Forewarned is forearmed.




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2 comments:

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