Saturday, September 12, 2015

Woman Climbs on top of Unconscious Drunk Boyfriend and has Cowgirl Sex in Public Parking Lot in Broad Daylight ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 36 y/o Kimberly Jackson, 36, of Norfolk, VA.  That's her below...





Yes she's sloppy, but still smiling, probably from her sex romp with her unconscious beau in a commercial parking outside of a busy shopping area on East Virginia Beach Boulevard at in broad daylight at about 3.30 pm on Tuesday, September 8th, 2015.





As she explained after being arrested for having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in the parking lot in broad daylight, she had fallen victim to the "dangerous combination" of alcohol and spontaneity".  Witnesses snapped cell phone photos (like the one above) of the tryst as it played out in front of a day-care center and a US Army recruiting center, showing Kim sitting astride her cataleptic lover with her jeans pulled down to her calves doing the hibbity-jibbity.  And when officers responded to the scene they found an unresponsive Earl Palmer on the ground, with Kim literally straddling him.





Kim was charged with public drunkenness and Earl was not arrested.  In a presumed effort to justify their actions both Kim and Earl (rather foolishly) spoke to the local news station WTKR (and you can watch their statements here).  





Said Kim:  "[I] was in the mood, and that's basically what happened", adding that it was the excessive consumption of alcohol that made her want to have sex.  "I'm not into erotic public sex or anything like that".  She insisted that Early had agreed to the spur-of-the moment romp but that passed out from drinking mid-coitus.  Per Earl: "I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that.  I just didn't finish the job, as you could say.".  When asked why they had done it in the parking lot in the middle of the day, Palmer told WTKR: "Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I'm not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever done anything spontaneous?"  When asked if something like this might happen again in the future, Kim quickly responded "no", but Earl said "I don't know." 





When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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