Sunday, September 13, 2015

"KleptoKitty" Steals all sorts of things from his Neighborhood and Delivers the Loot to his Police Officer Human ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet Tigger (pictured below), a mischievous cat from Oregon...




Tigger has been stealing all sorts of stuff, ranging from children’s toys to trash and even to marijuana, and then delivering the loot to his owner, West Linn, Oregon Police Sgt. Dave Kempas (pictured below).




Sgt. Dave ratted out his cat by admitting to various news outlets that his pet Tigger - who has been nicknamed Kleptokitty - leaves piles of stolen trinkets in his driveway and back porch, and that this criminal behavior has been going on for four (4) years. 




Curious as to how his cat burglar managed to bring back so many items night after night for so long Sgt. Dave installed a surveillance to observe KleptoKitty at work, and he now posts the surveillance photos to Tigger's very own Facebook page under the name Happy Kleptokitty (you can link to KleptoKitty's Facebook page by clicking here).




Among the items brought home are a variety of "My Little Pony" children's plushies and numerous other toy horses (which Sgt. Dave says that Tigger seems to have an affinity for), dish rags and underwear.




Per Sgt. Dave:  "He even brought me a little bag of weed one time.  I said, 'You can’t be bringing that stuff home, that’s against the law!"'




Kempas says he cleans up the items if they are trash but donates the toys and other potentially valuable findings to charity.  "I didn’t take a receipt or anything for it.  I figure I can’t take that as a tax deduction.  I didn’t get it honestly in the first place."




If this continues then somebody should call the paw-lice.




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THIS BLOG POST (AS ARE ALL OF HABERPA BLOG POSTS) IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH IS PRIMARILY DESIGNED, BY WAY OF REAL WORLD EXAMPLE, TO ASSIST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN AVOIDING CONDUCT WHICH COULD FORESEEABLY RESULT IN ARREST AND PROSECUTION!  


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