Saturday, September 19, 2015

Underage and Drunk University of Iowa Chi Omega Sorority "Leader" is Arrested for Peeing on the Floor at a Frozen Yogurt Shop ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1





Meet 20 y/o Jestine Rands, a sorority "leader "at the University of Iowa Chapter of Chi Omega.  That's her with her "sisters" below....




On Saturday, September 12th, 2015, Jes was arrested a single count of misdemeanor public intoxication (and she is quite lucky that that was the only charge...) after she answered nature's call in public by urinating on the floor inside of "Yotopia", a frozen yogurt emporium in Iowa City at around 7:00 pm (yup, she was that smashed that early).




Store employees called cops, who were dispatched, arrived and had Jes pointed out as the public pee-er.  Per their report (part of which you can read below):  "Defendant was slurring her speech, had bloodshot watery eyes, and smelled of alcohol.  Def gave false information and said her DL was her friends.  Def had an empty flask on her person that smelled of alcohol."






Jes is lucky to have only picked up one misdemeanor charge and could easily have gotten, and clearly earned, more.  I can't speak to Iowa but here in FL she might have received a felony for possession of a fraudulent driver license, or obstruction of justice at a minimum, as well as a charge for lewd conduct, underage drinking and "MIP" (minor in possession of alcohol).  Interestingly Jes serves as the "new member educator" for the Chi Omega sorority, but, after reading this story it seems to me that the example that she sets, well, let's just say that her role leaves much to be desired, unless you like the female equivalent of...




Okay, she's definitely not fat and probably no where near stupid either.. still this is particularly true in light of the fact that just days before her public urination snafu Jes reportedly helped to organize an event called "Bid Day", where Chi Omega welcomed sixty-one (61) new members into the Greek organization (this according to Jes' Facebook account, which you can see by clicking here).




Memo to Jestine Rands (pictured above):  You are young and pretty and in college and are supposed to explore and experiment and have fun and even be reckless at times, but you also have to be smarter than you were on 9/12.  Look, I did some dumb things in my college days (and even beyond) so I may be the proverbial pot calling the kettle black, but still... today, at age fifty (50) and as a practicing criminal defense lawyer of nearly a quarter of a century (and as a father), I am also the voice of both knowledge and reason.  It may be true that...




Memo to Jestine Rands continued:  But it's also way easy to blow your future over some silly here and now foolishness. Be bigger and better than that, and especially if you are to serve as a role model for incoming freshman.  





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