Meet 28 y/o Anna Thomas of Franklin, Tennessee. That's her below...
Anna was arrested on May 27, 2015 for her 6th (yes 6th, as in the number after 5...) DUI, only this time she was not drinking and, instead, was allegedly under the influence of "whip-its". Cops found thirteen (13) used aerosol cans of whipped cream in her vehicle after it had smashed into a person's mailbox on Wednesday (May 27th, 2015) morning.
The homeowner, Craig Lynch, who was "... putting dishes in the dishwasher getting ready to go to work when all of a sudden I heard this extremely loud boom. I actually though that a transformer had exploded". Craig ran outside to see his mailbox destroyed and Anna's in her car in his neighbor's yard. Craig said that cops "... started pulling out bottles of whip cream and they started sitting them on the car and they essentially ran out of room.
Per responding cops Anna was disoriented. They also believe that prior to smashing Craig's mailbox Anna had run off the road into a ditch.
Memo to Anna Thomas: When a problem comes along, You must whip it... Before the cream sets out too long, You must whip it... When something's goin' wrong, You must whip it... BUT DON'T FREAKING DRIVE! Now whip it, into shape... Shape it up, get straight... Go forward, move ahead... Try to detect it... It's not too late, to whip it, whip it good.
When it comes to the subject of drinking (or controlled substances or WHIP-IT's)and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is: "Don't do it! Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI".
Be smart{er than Anna Thomas}: Don't drink and drive, but, if you do, just say "NO{thing}", don't blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220 or 1-888-SHARK-8-1.
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