What is more screwed up? A) A man who has "revenge sex" with a Shih Tzu (a dog that weighing in between 5 and 10 pounds); or B) The fact that a man who has sex with a dog in the State of Alabama only commits a misdemeanor? Enter 39 y/o Jonathan Medley of Geneva, Alabama. That is his mug shot below...
This truly demented bastard was arrested after having sexual intercourse with his wife's dog named "Buster", a two (2) y/o Shih Tzu (a breed, pictured below, a breed which, again. typically weighs in between five (5) and ten (10) pounds).
Medley is accused of being jealous of his wife's relationship with the dog, believing that she paid more attention to the animal than she did to him. So, naturally, Medley decided to retaliate by having sex with Buster.
Sadly there are no bestiality laws in the state of Alabama (which says plenty about the "Heart of Dixie"), so Medley only faces a misdemeanor animal cruelty charge. Per Geneva Police Lieutenant Ricky Morgan: "We've dealt with hungry dogs, abandoned dogs, but never with a dog that was sexually abused... Speaking to her and him he was upset because she paid more attention to the dog than him, and this was her baby. This was his way of causing her the pain was to mess with the dog." The goods news is that Buster was examined by a vet after being penetrated and he is reportedly doing fine (meaning that Medley must not be quite the man than he fancies himself....). The bad news is that Buster was not a larger breed, perhaps a Mastiff or a Pyrenees...
Memo to Jonathan Medley:
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