The hand's down best thing about being a private criminal defense lawyer is the freedom and ability to decline representation of anyone for any reason or even for no reason. Take for instance these two twats (yes, I called them "twats").... 50 y/o Kelly Palermo (mug shot below right) and her apple-does-not-fall-far-from-the-rotten-tree daughter, 21 y/o Samantha Palermo (mug shot below left)...
These two pieces of human garbage viciously stabbed the "family cat" to death, and they did so in front of, to the horror of and over efforts to stop them by their unnamed 14 y/o brother / son.
Per cops, on Wednesday, June 10th, 2015, while they were all at Samantha Palermo's home Kelly Palermo became upset with the family cat. After her mother grabbed the cat and held it, Samantha stabbed the cat several times. The unnamed 14 y/o son / brother was reportedly able to pry the cat away from his mother and call 911, but Mommie Dearest was unfortunately able to take the cat back, allowing her twisted sociopath daughter to continue stabbing the cat as her mother held it down. The cat eventually died while, sadly, the twats are still breathing.
Many times defense lawyers take polar positions from their prosecutorial adversaries but not this time. I wholeheartedly agree with DuPage County, Illinois State's Attorney Robert Berlin who stated: "The allegations in this case are beyond disturbing. The very idea that two adults would work in tandem to kill a helpless family pet is sickening and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law." In fact, not only would I NOT represent either of these twats but were it contemplated and permitted by law then in this case I'd actually offer to serve as a special prosecutor, and I would use every ounce of skill and experience that I have acquired in my nearly quarter of a century to ensure long prison sentences for this mother-daughter duo.
Kelly (mom) and Samantha (daughter) Palermo are each charged with a count of aggravated animal cruelty and were ordered to be held on $125,000 bond each, and to them I offer the following Memo: As a member of the Bar I am sworn to uphold the Constitution and Laws of the United States and of the State of Florida but in your case I would be a big fan of a little Sharia / Hammurabi / Marcelus Wallace styled medieval justice. Frankly I'd like to see both of you skanks literally filleted at Joliet Prison, and it would be all that much sweeter were it accomplished with a rusty shank.
You not only deserve to suffer the same fate as that poor innocent cat but you should know that the cat's life held significantly more value than the aggregate of both of yours. I cannot wait for Karma to catch up to you.
This is not business.... it's personal.
Michael A. Haber, P.A.: Creative, effective and zealous criminal defense advocacy since 1991.
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