Monday, May 4, 2015

Teenage Female Arrestee Defecates in Back Seat of Sheriff's Squad Car ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 18 y/o Katelyn Patricia Felegi.  That's her mug shot below....




Katelyn was arrested on April 25th, 2015 in Largo, Florida by the Pinellas County Sheriff.




The arrest occurred after young Katelyn, for reason's unknown, had reportedly broken into and trashed her ex-boyfriend's home in Largo.  What is known is that the teen was taken into custody on scene and, at approximately 3:10 pm. while in the backseat of the squad car, she reportedly "intentionally removed her pants and defecated... thus creating biohazard waste." 




Memo to Katelyn:  A young woman going "number 2" should look something like this....




Not like this...




I don't know what issue you and your ex beau had but I'm betting that it could have been better handled, or better yet not handled at all and just left alone.  Instead, you got yourself arrested and the compounded your problems by acting like, well, a baby.  My advise:  Forget the dude and work on yourself.  You must have the potential to be better than this...




For more than 23 years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  


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Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!


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