Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Burglary FAIL! Burglar tries to Enter CA Home through the Chimney, gets Stuck and Dies inside after the Unsuspecting Homeowner Lights a Fire ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




I cannot find a picture, or even the name of the deceased would be burglar, but this is one of the all time great burglary FAILS!




On Saturday, November 28th, 2015, Fresno County, California Sheriff's Deputies were dispatched to a residence in the rural town of Huron where a rather unique chimney problem was in full force.




A man (not Santa and not on Christmas eve) was discovered stuck inside of this home's chimney just after the homeowner had lit a fire and heard human screaming...





It seems that the would be burglar attempted to break into the home sometime in the evening on Friday, November 27th, 2015 but instead only managed to get himself wedged inside of the chimney.  The would be burglar apparently remained quietly trapped until smoke and heat became a factor, at which point he started screaming, which prompted the home owner to both attempt to extinguish the fire and call 911.




The house began to fill with smoke and responding firefighters were forced to use jackhammers to break open the brick chimney in an attempt to rescue the would be bumbling burglar. 



Although the man was reportedly responsive and both breathing and moving inside of the chimney during the initial stages of the attempted rescue, by the time that the unidentified man was removed from inside of the chimney he was dead, ergo the FAIL!




Memo to the Folks:  Don't do the crime if you can't do the time... Don't do it! 




Memo to the Folks continued:  I can't imagine that many crimes are worth dying for, ergo the sign...




For more than 23 years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  


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