Monday, April 6, 2015

FL Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart & then Wiping, and "Flinging", Semen ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Yes, this story is up there in the world of the bizarre and twisted.  Meet 20 y/o Taylor Davis.  Yes, that is a picture of the twisted, sick bastard below....






According to the Huffington Post article TD was caught on in-store surveillance in the infant's department at a Kissimmee, Florida Walmart listening to headphone while he masturbated through a hole which was cut into his block hoodie.  





At some point TD saw a woman to whom he was attracted so he did what he came natural (ooooh, I'm really sorry about that)... creepy-hoodie-jack-off-man followed her.  Ultimately TD climaxed, using three (3) boxes of Hefty Bags to wipe-up, but not before he allegedly flung some semen at his would-be date.  




Apart from the video surveillance, store security observed TD remove his hands from his hoodie and wipe them on the Hefty Bag containers, and TD quickly confessed his obscene behavior in Walmart to responding cops, as well as admitting to his proclivity to masturbate in public, including when he is "on the job" - the nature of which is undisclosed - at Disney World.  Disney confirmed TD's employment and present "suspended" status, but nothing more was disclosed by the Mouse.




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