Friday, October 27, 2017

Man Wearing Bikini Thong and Covered in Vasoline is Arrested for Autoerotic Driving while his License was Revoked in 1985 ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 54 y/o John Wayne Kellerman of Enid, Oklahoma.  That's him below...




John was arrested on October 23rd, 2017 after Garfield County Deputy Sheriff Darryl Beebe had stopped him for speeding.




No, John was not arrested for speeding; he was arrested because he was driving with no license - a routine check having revealed that John's license was revoked more than 30 years before and had not been valid since 1985.




So why is this story newsworthy?  Well, that's because when Deputy Darryl Beebe approached John's car he noticed that John was "a nearly naked white male driver"  wearing nothing more than “a bikini thong covering his genitals” and that he appeared to have Vaseline “covering his hands, upper and lower body parts”.




Deputy Beebe reported that John was “extremely nervous in a manner that his hands were shaking and his voice was trembling”, that he had observed an “opened jar of Vaseline that was nearly empty” and a “pornographic magazine in the passenger seat.”  But the icing came when John reportedly handed Deputy Beebe a Vaseline-streaked ID card as a means of identification, along with reportedly offering the Deputy "a rag to wipe the Vaseline off of the ID card.” Deputy Beebe, however, “refused Kellerman’s ‘semen rag’ and returned to his patrol car”.  When asked if he had been masturbating while driving, John reportedly copped to autoeroticism.




John was arrested for driving with a revoked license and was also issued a speeding ticket.

Memo to the Folks:  Although this case does not involve violence (except, perhaps, to John's er, um John) it is a prime example of why law enforcement is particularly alert during traffic stops.  They simply never know what they will encounter.  Drugs, weapons, autoeroticism... the possibilities are endless.  Knowing, and respecting this when you are stopped is likely to make your roadside experience more pleasant.  For more on this please see #HaberPA's VideoFAQ # 17: "Roadside Behavior How to Deal with Police Officers" by clicking on the video link below.



#HaberPA's VideoFAQ # 17: "Roadside Behavior How to Deal with Police Officers"


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