Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Intoxicated OH Man Strips and Defecates on the Self Scanner Counter at a Cincinnati Kroger Grocery Store ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 23 y/o Colin Murphy, an Account Executive at Asad Wholesale in Cincinnati. That's his mug shot below...




In May, 2016 Colin, reportedly reeking of alcohol and with slurred speech and exhibiting a staggered walk, entered a Cincinnati Kroger Grocery Store.




He then, inexplicably, stripped off his clothes, climbed onto a self-checkout machine and proceeded to defecate on a self checkout machine.




Colin was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct, posted $2,000.00 in bail and has been ordered to stay away from Kroger.




Memo to Colin Murphy:  Please keep your pants on in public and kindly leave the bunny alone.



When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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