Friday, November 17, 2017

19 y/o Flees Scene of Armed Robbery, Arrested at Hospital after Gun in Waistband of Saggy Baggy Pants Discharges Shooting his Penis ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Meet 19 y/o Terrion Pouncy, would-be gangsta of Chicago.  That's him in a Facebook pic below...

This guy is not gonna get a MENSA membership invite anytime soon but he is a clear contender for...

On Tuesday, October 31st, 2017, this genius, donning his saggy, baggy pants with his boxers showing, went to Maxwell Street Express Hot Dog Stand in Chicago's South Side, with a loaded .38 and the intent to leave with cash, not Vienna Beef Chili Dogs...

Terrion pulled his gun and demanded cash from two employees at the hot dog stand, one of which had been holding a bucket filled with grease which spilled as they were handing over their wallets, causing the cash to go flying.  

Under pressure Terrion went for the cash, but to do so he needed both hands, so he tucked his .38 inside of his waistband, grabbed what he could and promptly fled (** the pic below is NOT Terrion... it is a demonstrative tool intended to show how freaking stupid it is to shove a firearm into the waistband when your pants are not snug around your waist...  now take that image and multiply it by a factor of 10, because it is infinitely dumber to do so in the heat of the moment of an armed robbery gone awry...).

While fleeing from Maxwell Street Express Terrion's gun discharged and shot him in the penis.

Terrion made it a few blocks before he was forced to call 911 and advise that he had been shot (it is unknown whether he reported how or why...).

Police responded to, and arrested Terrian at, the hospital.  Why?  Because at the hospital they recovered:  1) the wallets that he stole from the Maxwell Street Express employees; 2) the .38 caliber gun that had caused the injury; and 3) the bloody boxer shorts / underwear that he was wearing which reportedly (I can't find the surveillance footage - believe me I looked) matched those that the armed gunman was donning during the robbery (reason # 147 why dressing like this is a bad idea...).

Apart from blowing his own dick off and facing two counts of armed robbery, 19 y/o Terrian has also been introduced to the "Law of Karma" (a man who commits an armed robbery of a hot dog stand shoots himself in the hot dog while fleeing the scene of the robbery... if that's not Karma then I don't know what is)...

Memo to the Folks:   This is a FAIL! on many levels.  Committing an armed robbery is never a good idea; but if you are going to commit a crime you should probably put in a little effort in planning, considering such things as how to minimize your odds at being identified and knowing whether or not the location has surveillance video cameras.  Most importantly, in all seriousness and regardless of the intended used, no mater who you are or how much training you may have, never ever take gun safety lightly.  Even pros sometimes do dumb things with guns...

Memo to the Folks continued:   This may not be politically correct but I don't really care (my blog my opinion):  Wearing saggy baggy pants is stupid, but shoving a gun, much less a loaded and cocked firearm, into them is galactically stupid.   Guys who do this need to get 2 things:  1) a freaking belt and 2)...

Memo to Terrion Pouncy:  Congratulations.  You have successfully destroyed your life.  You shot your own dick (how badly I don't know but does it really matter... you'll never be the same) and at age 19 you are probably going to prison for life.  As Lorenzo Anello (Robert De Niro in A Bronx Tale) would say, and I agree, "the saddest thing in life is wasted talent", and you are a classic case of "wasted talent".

When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.

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