Tuesday, January 31, 2017

18 y/o FL Woman Drinks 5 Beers at Walmart, Drunkenly Grabs & Squeezes a Paramedic's Scrotum & is Arrested for Battery on a First Responder ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1



Meet 18 y/o Shellby Conder of Summerfield, Florida.  That's her mug shot below...




While at a Walmart in The Villages, FL, Shellby reportedly, and admittedly, drank five (5) beers off of the shelves resulting in her severe impairment...




Shellby reportedly told the manager at the Walmart store what she had done, that she was drunk and that she needed a ride home, resulting in a call to the cops and fire rescue. 



And so cops and paramedics respond and, as she was being evaluated Shellby is alleged to have grabbed one of the paramedics by the testicles and gave him a good squeeze.




Shellby is also accused of resisting arrest (for theft of the beers) with violence by kicking a cop in the leg as she was being handcuffed.




Not withstanding her apology (er, her admission / confession: Shellby reportedly told officers while in the patrol car: "I'm sorry to who I hit"), Shellby was arrested and has been charged in Sumter County, FL Felony Case Number 2017-CF-19-AXMX with one count of Petit Theft, one count of Resisting Arrest with Violence, one count of Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer and one count of Battery on a First Responder, and she now faces 16 years (15 in prison and 1 in jail).




Memo to Shellby Conder:   Apart from advising you to stay away from the booze might I suggest one of these...




Memo to the Folks:  Under F.S. 784.07 (which you can view by clicking here) it is a felony to commit what would otherwise be a simple / misdemeanor battery on a cop (a/k/a a "law enforcement officer"), an "emergency medical care provider", a firefighter a police "explorer" (a/k/a a public service aid or a cadet), a public transit employee or a "railroad special officer", and grabbing any of them by the nut-sack, without consent (some folks are into that) certainly qualifies.



Memo to the Folks continued:  This MEME does not just apply to DUIs...




 When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Monday, January 30, 2017

AZ Couple Wake find an Adult Male Stranger holding their Toddler Daughter in her Bedroom in the Middle of the Night ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




An unnamed Tempe, AZ couple who reside in the San Sonoma apartment complex with their daughters, the older aged 2 years and the younger aged 2 months, awoke to the scare of their lives at about 2:30 am on Thursday, December 15th, 2016.




After hearing a little girl's cries just after 2:30 am the girl's mother got up to check on her, but found that her daughter's bedroom door was closed, which she thought was strange.  The girl's father then went into the bedroom to find a man, later identified as 34 y/o Oren Cohen, standing in the bedroom with the girl in his arms. 




Not surprisingly, a fight broke out when the father wrestled with Cohen to secure his daughter, and in the interim the mother dialed 911, advising emergency services that her husband was fighting with a burglar.  Cohen managed to wriggle himself free and flee, but just a little too late (from his perspective), as cops were just then pulling up and spotted him fleeing.  (No, that's not our hero below... it's just an illustration.)




Per Sgt. Josie Montenegro of the Tempe PD:  "We were pulling in as the suspect was running away from the apartment.  He was ultimately tasered before being taken into custody."  Officers arrested Cohen on suspicion of burglary and aggravated assault. 




The unnamed parents are trying to understand how the man, identified as  was even able to get into their home, let alone grab their toddler girl.  The couple told police that they had never seen Cohen before that evening, there were no signs of a forced entry and it still remains a mystery as to why Cohen was holding the toddler.  Per Sgt. Montenegro:  "We're still going to continue our investigation to figure out what the suspect's intent was."




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

KY Man who bought used VW at Auction found 3 Kilos of Heroin Secreted under the Passenger Seat leading to Arrest of Prior Owner ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




In late November, 2016 an unnamed Kentucky man bought a (in fact, the one pictured below) used 2014 Volkswagen Jetta at the Columbus Fair Auto Auction.




The innocent third party buyer had no reason to know that that the vehicle had made it's way to the auction lot after having been impounded and then forfeit some eight (8) months earlier, after it was stopped while being driven by 63 y/o Rolf Kruger, a former Mexican law enforcement officer (who was arrested, who's mug shot appears below and who reportedly told the cops that a drug cartel was forcing him to drive the drugs across the country). 




At that time Rolf had been stopped by the Ohio State Highway Patrol and a search of the VW revealed three (3) kilos of heroin.  A Highway Patrol spokesman reportedly said that the car was thoroughly searched with the assistance of a K-9 before it was released to the auction, and the auction company say they would never have allowed the car to have been sold if they would have known about its history. 




Fast forward a few weeks and the unsuspecting KY man, who had recently purchased the car at auction, heard "a strange noise inside the passenger seat".  He stopped to inspect and discovered (another) 3 kilos of heroin which had been sitting, secreted, beneath the front passenger seat in a hidden compartment.




The KY man (who's identity is reportedly withheld for his own protection) immediately called the police and turned over the drugs when he realized what he had found (more than 6 ½ pounds of heroin with a street value of about $130,000.00).  The cops now have additional charges for Rolf, the auction company (which said that it would not have sold the car had they known about it's history) has agreed to take the car back and the DEA has chimed in, with Tim Reagan of the Cincinnati Division of the Drug Enforcement Agency saying that secret compartments are often built to make things the drugs harder to find.  "It's actually probably more common that law enforcement does miss cash or drugs in vehicles just based on the way things are hidden.  The only person that may know exactly how to operate the trap or where the trap is is the person who built it."




Memo to the Folks:  "Caveat Emptor", a Latin term which is more commonly known as "Buyer Beware", is a doctrine that often places both the burden to reasonably examine property property prior to buying it, as well as the liability for not doing so on the buyer, thus indemnifying the seller once the sale is complete.

  

 Memo to the Folks continued:  Imagine this guy trying to back-peddle his lack of knowledge had he been stopped and had a K-9 altered to the heroin while he was driving?  That's almost as scary as the fact that the cops missed 1/2 of the stashed heroin in the first place... proving that nothing is certain, everything is faliable and good things happen to those  who act responsibly and reasonably under the circumstances.




For 25 years years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  



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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Young PA Couple are Arrested for Animal Cruelty & other Charges after Cops receive a Camera with Bestiality Videos ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1





I preface this blog post with the disclaimer that I was NOT able to verify the accuracy of this "news" story with any main stream media source.  Still, it was reported on by the Independent Journal Review, and alleged CNN affiliate Gant News, as well as a bunch of other less than reputable sources, so while I take it with a grain of salt I will report to you, dear readers, that which I have read.  





That said... Meet 19 y/o Rachael Alexis Harris and her 23 y/o husband Corey Dean Harris, both of Curwensville, PA (which is about 100 miles or so from Pittsburgh).  That's them below...




These lovely humans were reportedly arrested December 13th, 2016, pursuant to the fruits of an investigation that began on November 28th, 2016, after Sheila Harris, sister of Corey Harris, brought her brother's digital camera, which contained animal sex videos, to a local (the Clearfield County, PA) SPCA office. 




SPCA officials viewed the videos and promptly called the cops.  Trooper Kerry Jodon was the unfortunate soul who responded.  Naturally, having been handed purported fruits of crime, she had to check it out, and, per her arrest report (part of which I will attach below) after she "determined that a crime was bring committed, I stopped the viewing and took the camera into my possession", returning to the station. placing it into evidence and then preparing an affidavit in support of a search warrant.  (** Note that this was unnecessary albeit excellent "CYA" protocol by Trooper Jodon.  In this case there was no state / government / police seizure as the camera was voluntarily tendered to law enforcement by a private citizen, and therefore the 4th Amendment was not implicated.  Still, taking measures to secure a warrant from a neutral and detached magistrate will effectively preclude a constitutional challenge by a smarmy defense lawyer down the legal pike.)




Once Judge Jerome Nevling signed off on the warrant State Police investigators reportedly found the following scenes on Corey's Canon PowerShot SX 400IS digital camera:




"The videos depicted Rachael Alexis HARRIS, commit the act of attempting to have sexual intercourse with the dog by getting on top of dog and attempting manipulation of the dog's penis into her vagina, attempting to allow the dog to perform oral sex on her vagina, masturbating the dog with her hand in a rapid motion back and forth." (No, those are not stills from this incident... they are twisted illustrations which, sadly, were easily found with a simple Google search... and yes, I did black out the sick acts that were clearly depicted.)






While 19 y/o Rachael Harris was easily identified on her own, it took Sheila Harris responding to the police station to positively identify her brother Corey as the cameraman in all 4 videos by way of both his voice and his clothing.




Upon information and belief, Rachael Harris has now been charged with four (4) counts of producing / presenting / directing obscene performances, three (3) counts of criminal attempted sexual intercourse with animal, one (1) count of conspiracy to commit sexual intercourse with animal, and four (4) counts of cruelty to animals. Also upon information and belief, Corey Harris has been charged with with four (4) counts of producing / presenting / directing obscene performances and with three (3) counts of conspiracy to commit cruelty to animals.




When it comes to the subject of "Cops, Courts and Constitutions" you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can't stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "Its all about reasonable doubt"!


Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!


Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1





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