Thursday, November 19, 2015

Uber FAIL! Florida Uber Driver and Passenger are Arrested for Prostitution & L&L Charges when they Swapped a Ride for Oral Sex inside the Uber Vehicle ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1




Meet 42 y/o Jason Lynch and 41 y/o Elizabeth Santos.  Those are their booking photos below...





Jason is an Uber driver...





And Liz is, reportedly, a prostitute...





On October 28th, 2015 both were arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, with Jason picking up a solicitation of prostitution charge and Liz picking up a felony prostitution count (she reportedly had prior prostitution convictions which elevated her from what would otherwise have been a misdemeanor... oh those pesky sentencing enhancements).





Per the police report (which is reproduced above), while patrolling an area known for prostitution undercover cops saw Liz enter Jason's vehicle.  They discretely followed and when Jason parked in a public lot they approached and observed Liz performing oral sex upon Jason.  After being rudely interrupted by cops who apparently don't have real crime to attend to Jason admitted that he had agreed to barter services with Liz, to wit: providing her with a car ride in exchange for a more, er, intimate ride.  



Memo to Jason:  Uber FAIL!





Memo to the Folks:  Most morality laws suck, or don't as the case may be.... c'mon... 





Memo to the Folks continued:  Prostitution is one of those "crimes" which should not be "criminal"; rather it should be decriminalized, regulated and taxed. The State Department of Health (NOT the feds) should be issuing licenses, based upon application, annual fees and periodic (quarterly) medical clearance (including blood work and STD testing), as well as taxing "services" as they do in any other industry (the parallel being identical to marijuana decriminalization).  In light of the fact that people are going to do what they are going to do anyhow (especially when it comes to consensual activity) decriminalized and regulated prostitution is a win-win for the parties, and for society as well.  It makes no sense that a person can meet another person (gender is irrelevant at this stage of the game) and that they can proceed to have consensual sexual relations after one buys dinner or drinks for the other, yet the same two people cannot skip the societal foreplay, exchange the cash between themselves and get down to foreplay.  





Memo to the Folks continued:  Still, even if prostitution were decriminalized Jason and Liz would have had a problem because of engaging in their sex act in public, so a good rule of thumb for Jason (and the guys) is to keep your penis in your pants in public, and for Liz (and the gals) is to perform your oral arts out of public eyesight.



For more than 23 years Michael A. Haber, P.A. has been providing creative, effective and zealous advocacy and counsel in cases ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.  


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THIS BLOG POST (AS ARE ALL OF HABERPA BLOG POSTS) IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH IS PRIMARILY DESIGNED, BY WAY OF REAL WORLD EXAMPLE, TO ASSIST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN AVOIDING CONDUCT WHICH COULD FORESEEABLY RESULT IN ARREST AND PROSECUTION!  


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